One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and
tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he
replied, 'I'm not going.'
'Why not?' she asked.
I'll give you two good reasons,' he said. '(1),
they don't like me, and (2), I don't like them.'

His mother replied, 'I'll give YOU two good reasons
why YOU SHOULD go to church.
(1) You're 59 years old, and (2) you're the
pastor!'