News of the Weird hits close to home... I am so proud...

"Travis Himmler, 22, was charged with burglary in November after allegedly stealing the cash register from the Golden Wok restaurant in Bloomington, Minn., and carrying it away on his bicycle. He was found down the street, injured, after taking a bad tumble when the dangling cash register cord got caught in the bike's spokes. [Sun Newspapers (Eden Prairie, Minn.), 11-26-09]"